Sunday, September 25, 2016

A Secret Guide for a Teacher's Grades

(A+) -  Smart and Works Hard, or
             Kinda Smart and Works as Hard as they Possibly Can.

(A)    -  Smart and Works Pretty Hard, or
             Kinda Smart and Works Very, Very Hard.

(A-)   -  Smart and puts in a token effort, or
             Kinda Smart and Works Very Very Hard, or
             Not Smart and works as Hard as Possible.

(B+)   - Smart and Puts in the Minimum Effort, or
             Kinda Smart and Puts in a Solid Effort, or
             Not Smart and Works Very, Very Hard.

(B)    -  Smart and wrote the essay on Pseudo-ephedrine and No-Doze pills in 12 Hours, or
             Kinda Smart and let life get in the way of doing a decent job, or
             Not Smart and Did a Pretty Decent Job.

(B-)  -   Smart and wrote the essay in the last hour it was due, or
             Kinda Smart and changed topics and wrote a new essay over a weekend, or
             Not Smart and Did what they think is a really good essay.

(C+) -   Smart and wrote half of an essay, after receiving a brain injury, or
             Kinda Smart and wrote the 'minimum requirements' even though it meant including          
             "Twilight" and "Harry Potter" in the bibliography, or
             Not Smart and did a pretty good job, but had to cut and paste a bit from Wikipedia.

(C)  -    Smart and wrote a paper for a teacher who was a dick, or
             Kinda Smart and wrote 5 pages of a 10 page paper and wrote in 16 point Arial font, or,
             Not Smart and tried a bit, but wasn't sure what the teacher wanted.

(C-) -    Smart and are not actually smart or your teacher didn't read your paper and was a world-class              twat-waffle, or
             Kinda Smart and have stopped giving any fucks and are pretty sure you are dropping out to
             grow pot on Saltspring and live in a polyamorous commune, or,
             Not Smart and think this is probably fine.

(D)  -    Smart and have an asshole for a teacher or you really aren't fucking smart, or
             Kinda Smart and you drew a happy face in crayons on a used tissue paper, or
             Not Smart and are pretty sure the teacher is out to get you.

(E)  -     Is this a thing anymore?

(F)  -     Smart, DOH
             Kinda Smart, Ah, fuck.
             Not Smart, What!?!
       

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