(A+) - Smart and Works Hard, or
Kinda Smart and Works as Hard as they Possibly Can.
(A) - Smart and Works Pretty Hard, or
Kinda Smart and Works Very, Very Hard.
(A-) - Smart and puts in a token effort, or
Kinda Smart and Works Very Very Hard, or
Not Smart and works as Hard as Possible.
(B+) - Smart and Puts in the Minimum Effort, or
Kinda Smart and Puts in a Solid Effort, or
Not Smart and Works Very, Very Hard.
(B) - Smart and wrote the essay on Pseudo-ephedrine and No-Doze pills in 12 Hours, or
Kinda Smart and let life get in the way of doing a decent job, or
Not Smart and Did a Pretty Decent Job.
(B-) - Smart and wrote the essay in the last hour it was due, or
Kinda Smart and changed topics and wrote a new essay over a weekend, or
Not Smart and Did what they think is a really good essay.
(C+) - Smart and wrote half of an essay, after receiving a brain injury, or
Kinda Smart and wrote the 'minimum requirements' even though it meant including
"Twilight" and "Harry Potter" in the bibliography, or
Not Smart and did a pretty good job, but had to cut and paste a bit from Wikipedia.
(C) - Smart and wrote a paper for a teacher who was a dick, or
Kinda Smart and wrote 5 pages of a 10 page paper and wrote in 16 point Arial font, or,
Not Smart and tried a bit, but wasn't sure what the teacher wanted.
(C-) - Smart and are not actually smart or your teacher didn't read your paper and was a world-class twat-waffle, or
Kinda Smart and have stopped giving any fucks and are pretty sure you are dropping out to
grow pot on Saltspring and live in a polyamorous commune, or,
Not Smart and think this is probably fine.
(D) - Smart and have an asshole for a teacher or you really aren't fucking smart, or
Kinda Smart and you drew a happy face in crayons on a used tissue paper, or
Not Smart and are pretty sure the teacher is out to get you.
(E) - Is this a thing anymore?
(F) - Smart, DOH
Kinda Smart, Ah, fuck.
Not Smart, What!?!
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