Day 15: 10 things which are less than great about growing old as a male, which would be far more devastating if I was a woman

1) Going Bald.
2) Looking more like my Dad.
3) The most plentiful growth of hair is from my eyebrows.
4) A dangling, unsightly scrotum that can be pulled to resemble bat wings.
5) Acting more like my Dad.
6) Back and shoulder hair
7) Smelling more like my Dad.
8) Increasing flop sweat which is causing me to seriously consider using talcum powder on the aforementioned bat wings.
9) The second most plentiful growth of hair is out of my nose.
10)Finally completing my set of hair-pants with a full crop of ass hair.